{"id":5564,"date":"2022-07-09T20:49:59","date_gmt":"2022-07-09T20:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/?p=5564"},"modified":"2022-07-09T20:53:31","modified_gmt":"2022-07-09T20:53:31","slug":"the-cringe-mp3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/index.php\/2022\/07\/09\/the-cringe-mp3\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;THE CRINGE&#8221; MP3"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"5564\" class=\"elementor elementor-5564\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-32c08374 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"32c08374\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;gradient&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-6161e68e\" data-id=\"6161e68e\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-26dc9205 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"26dc9205\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"155\" src=\"https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/TheCringeSmall.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-5562\" alt=\"virgin humiliation\" srcset=\"https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/TheCringeSmall.jpg 700w, https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/TheCringeSmall-300x66.jpg 300w, https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/TheCringeSmall-600x133.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-faee3a0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"faee3a0\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">THE CRINGE<\/h5>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6cb455c6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6cb455c6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>This Femdom audio file is for virgin losers who love feeling humiliated.\u00a0<strong>THE CRINGE<\/strong>\u00a0is set up like a\u00a0<strong>sitcom<\/strong>\u00a0about a clumsy, awkward virgin (named\u00a0<strong>dorfkie<\/strong>) that can\u2019t get laid. Those who have\u00a0<strong>Real Person Sex<\/strong>\u00a0prepare their drinks and entertain themselves with\u00a0<strong>THE CRINGE.\u00a0<\/strong>They laugh at\u00a0<strong>dorfkie<\/strong>\u00a0as it desperately tries to lose its virginity with the only girl it has ever dated. Meanwhile, Goddess Lycia is the \u201cPresenter,\u201d who makes a mean-spirited mockery of its failures.<\/p><p><strong>Dorfkie<\/strong>\u00a0represents\u00a0<strong>YOU.\u00a0<\/strong>It fumbles its way through life, being clueless with women.\u00a0It\u2019s \u201c<strong>on the spectrum<\/strong>,\u201d and always realizes how horribly it has messed when it\u2019s too late. The details of\u00a0<strong>dorfkie\u2019s<\/strong>\u00a0humiliating existence may differ from your life, but\u00a0<strong>THE CRINGE<\/strong>\u00a0essentially\u00a0<strong>your story<\/strong>.<\/p><p>As a result of many awful attempts to win over the one girl who ever gave it a chance, the\u00a0<strong>virgin loser<\/strong>\u00a0becomes a hardcore\u00a0<strong>Femdom humiliation addict<\/strong>. It trains to a file called \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/goddesslycia.com\/index.php\/product\/internet-loser-lifestyle\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Internet Loser Lifestyle<\/a>,\u201d by Goddess Lycia. This humiliation file gives dorfkie the push it needs to be its true self. Meaning, an idiot who devotes its life to\u00a0<strong>paying mean internet bitches\u00a0<\/strong>and diddling it\u2019s stupid \u201cpenis.\u201d<\/p><p>All of this is being publicly exposed on TV in a\u00a0<strong>goofy and animated<\/strong>\u00a0manner, while also being\u00a0<strong>highly traumatizing<\/strong>\u00a0for you.\u00a0<strong>YAY!<\/strong><\/p><p>Includes: virgin loser, virgin humiliation, chronic masturbation, internet loser, socially awkward, on the spectrum<\/p><p>40:11 mins. for $39.99<\/p><p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><style type=\"text\/css\">@import url(https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css?family=Open+Sans|Oswald);  #wonderpluginaudio-118 {   margin: 0 !important; }   #wonderpluginaudio-118 { \tbox-sizing: content-box; }  #wonderpluginaudio-118 div { \t-webkit-box-sizing: content-box; \t-moz-box-sizing: content-box; \tbox-sizing: content-box;    }  #wonderpluginaudio-118 .amazingaudioplayer-image { \tdisplay: block; 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