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\nTHE CRINGE<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

This Femdom audio file is for virgin losers who love feeling humiliated. THE CRINGE<\/strong> is set up like a sitcom<\/strong> about a clumsy, awkward virgin (named dorfkie<\/strong>) that can\u2019t get laid. Those who have Real Person Sex<\/strong> prepare their drinks and entertain themselves with THE CRINGE. <\/strong>They laugh at dorfkie<\/strong> as it desperately tries to lose its virginity with the only girl it has ever dated. Meanwhile, Goddess Lycia is the “Presenter,” who makes a mean-spirited mockery of its failures.<\/p>\n

Dorfkie<\/strong> represents YOU. <\/strong>It fumbles its way through life, being clueless with women.\u00a0It’s “on the spectrum<\/strong>,” and always realizes how horribly it has messed when it’s too late. The details of dorfkie’s<\/strong> humiliating existence may differ from your life, but THE CRINGE<\/strong> essentially your story<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

As a result of many awful attempts to win over the one girl who ever gave it a chance, the virgin loser<\/strong> becomes a hardcore Femdom humiliation addict<\/strong>. It trains to a file called “Internet Loser Lifestyle<\/a>,” by Goddess Lycia. This humiliation file gives dorfkie the push it needs to be its true self. Meaning, an idiot who devotes its life to paying mean internet bitches <\/strong>and diddling it’s stupid “penis.”<\/p>\n

All of this is being publicly exposed on TV in a goofy and animated<\/strong> manner, while also being highly traumatizing<\/strong> for you. YAY!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Includes: virgin loser, virgin humiliation, chronic masturbation, internet loser, socially awkward, on the spectrum<\/p>\n

40:11 mins. for $39.99<\/p>\n